Petition for Bill Cowher to Coach the Browns

Best Punter Ever...Period

2007-09-27T16:28:00.000-05:00

Think punters and kickers aren't "real" football players? Well think again because this is one bad ass punter. Better known by his nickname Punty McOnebar, Scott Player is the only current NFL player to rock a one-bar helmet. Player recently signed with our beloved Brownies to punt in place of the injured Dave Zastudil. If the one-bar helmet wasn't hardcore enough, Punty also sports a seemingly dyed blonde fu-manchu goatee. Hulk Hogan can't even sport the wicked Fu-Manchu as well as Player does. Looking like he just stepped out of a biker bar fight, punty throws away the preconception of scrawny wimpy punters. Short, chubby, and old is just the way Punty roles. Listen Browns organization, when Zastudil gets healthy don't you dare trade Punty away! This man is the living breathing incarnation of the city of Cleveland and what it means to be a Browns fan. Forget the Pixie, make Punty our mascot!

Browns Coaches 1999 - 2007: A History in Pictures

2007-09-13T17:55:00.000-05:00

Join us as we take a short stroll down memory lane to celebrate some forgettable coaches in Cleveland Browns history.

Romeo Crennel
Record: 10-22 (and counting baby!)

Yay, double digits!

Terry Robiskie (Interim Head Coach 2004)
Record: 1-4

At least the pain was brief

Butch Davis
Record: 24-35

Rumor has it that if you stare directly into his eyes you turn into a pillar of salt.

Chris Palmer
Record: 5-27

This football wizard just got another job as a QB Coach for the Giants. Must have been for his tremendous job with Tim Couch.

Sort of brings a tear to your eye as a Browns fan doesn't it. All the fond memories. The laughter and hugs. Unfortunately, most of that was coming from the other team's sideline.

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2007-09-13T11:25:00.000-05:00

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